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11 things we know you’ll love about Non League Football

Things to get you in the mood for Non League Day

11 things we know you’ll love about Non League Football

Non-league football is, in some circles seen as a bit of a magnet for anoraks not too far removed from train spotters and real ale enthusiasts.

It has in some respects a well earned reputation for the quirky grounds to managers washing the team kit and a collection of footballing stereotypes from the lumbering centre-back and the hatchet midfielder to the lazy striker.

That might be true in some cases, but at its best grass roots football is a passionate end to end affair – perhaps lacking in technical quality but making up for it in effort and a serious will to win.

Going to a non-league game opens you up to a world of unique footballing experiences no longer available at your average Football or Premier League match day.

Less of this..

More of this..

Sam Barratt Highlights

Sam Barratt for Maidenhead United.

1. The die-hards. These guys and girls go home and away week in week out. Trust FiB, it was great fun!

2. One man and his dog

Thankfully, someone is documenting these occurrences for future generations on Tumblr.

3. A warm welcome

Of course, thanks to league zoning it’s not like these clubs have a choice. And if our experience is anything to go by the pleasantries will last precisely until kick-off.

See also – no fan segregation. Although we wouldn’t recommend a trip to Corby.

4. Your half time brew is a wonderful target for that wayward striker

Careful where you place your steaming hot cup of tea. Place it on a flat surface within the vicinity of the pitch and you can guarantee you’ll be wearing it.

5. Seating areas situated like Pacific Islands

Thanks to ludicrous ground grading regulations, clubs are forced to include seating for a hundred odd supporters* in order to gain promotion. Particularly galling when your average gate is 60.

*depending on the pyramid level of the club

6. Security.. or the lack of

Hopefully that is a device to retrieve footballs, otherwise.. ouch..

7. Turnstiles that require you to warm up

These proper turnstiles are a welcome feature of non-league grounds up and down the country. You usually have to have completed a 3 week fitness programme in order to push your way through. Alternatively consider where the turnstile came from, it could be famous!

8. Standing!

The ancient dark art of standing at a football match is alive and well in non-league football. It’s no ‘yellow wall’ but you just can’t beat the freedom of movement (and lack of forcing 20 spectators to stand up while you shuffle past because you need a piss 33 minutes into the game).

9a. Drinking

Talking of dark arts. You won’t be thrown out by a burly security guard for supping your pint pitch side. You probably will have to drink from a plastic glass but we can compromise.

9b. Grub

Proper thick cut chips. Proper football food. Usually with a local twist – see faggots available at most midlands clubs.

10. The unique challenges of each ground

“Shall we go up the slope or down first half gaffer”? From slopes to bumps and sand. Grounds will have their own unique set of features. Sadly it seems the infamous ‘Bracknell bobble’ will no longer be frustrating footballers and fans alike when an artificial pitch is installed this summer.

11. The chap with the wireless

Because you have to know the half-time score from Boundary Park.

If you are inspired by anything in our list, then there are a host of non-league clubs in the vicinity of Bracknell. Here in no particular order are links to their ‘ground location’ pages:

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Photo credits: Article photo by Neil Graham. Social media image from BBC 606 on Instagram.

Tom Canning

Tom is the co-editor of FootballinBracknell. He has played at the lowest possible level of football. In real life Tom works for Trinity Mirror. Manager of Binfield Ladies in the Thames Valley Women's League.

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